I am thinking that since I don’t really have any followers on twitter, I am going to start posting in updates of my bowel movements. This is a two birds with one stone thing cuz 1) my need to share my pooping experience with the world will be satisfied, and 2) it will buffer against any unwanted twitter followers. It may not be genius, but I am allowed as many non-genius moments in my life...
Obama used to be chill as hell →
just gotta say
that last post literally took me an hour and a half.
Wireless internet is amazing! You’ll never guess where I am at right now, or what I am doing. Incase you know me really well and you CAN imagine those things, ISNT IT AWESOME!?!?
Today is thursday, which means two things: The Office is on at 8, and a new Jake and Amir video. Needless to say, there was no new Jake and Amir video (however there was a great new Hardly Working.. but I got a little lost with the exchange between Amir and Streeter at the very end.) I figured it would be ok, more anticipation for Interpreters 4 is really high now, so that’s fun too. But,...
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However I must mention, about twenty more from list list are on my Netflix Queue, and there are many others that I have been meaning to watch… must remember to add them to Netflix
Damn parking ticket is 10 bucks if paid in 48 hours (not gonna happen) 20 doll hairs if paid in thirty days (probably not gonna happen) and 30 dollars if paid after thirty days. Plus I have one from this summer, thats 60 dollhairs in parking tickets!
This convo just happened: Mom: Do you know where that nice chrismas bear is? Me: You’re going to have to be more specific than that. Mom: I don’t know… A really nice teddy bear that you got for Christmas when you were little. Me: That one? *points* Mom: Yeah! Can I borrow it, to sit on a little chair in front of the Christmas Tree? Me: Uh, I don’t think so Mom: Why??...
Its one-oh-three in the morning, I want to sleep...
First off, I am nosy and saw headlights shining down my street, so I peeked out the window to see who’d be out there at this time. It was a police car, sitting right in front of my house. I quickly adjusted to an angle where I could see out the fracture of a slit between my two shades, but the copper could not see me. He didn’t do much, talk on his radio, take down my house number,...
I’m pretty sure the precipitation for the four inches of snow came from my once-moisturized skin. I’m itchy as fuck!
Oh God, I'm Moving to Chicago
July-ish… so plenty of time for things to not work out and leave me in the safety of my small-but-familiar town.
It’s five degrees outside. I have an electric blanket. Life is good
I live in Clear Lake, Iowa, where the earth is flat, everything moves slow, and the majority of the people make me feel like a genius because I am seemingly smarter than them. I was born and raised in this town, and even though I wish to be out of it, it is really a security blanket, because I feel safe here. I just got a text from a friend: “Do you want to move to Chicago?” ...
I just found post-it to myself from about a year ago, reminding me to check out College Humor… I ignored it, but fate brought me back. incredible
Lately my schedule has been just busy enough that I haven’t been able to keep current with the new Heroes episodes. Due to game night, I can’t ever watch them when they originally air, but I can usually squeeze them in before the next episode airs. However, I have been off a few weeks. Ok, four. I just finished watching the first of the four I am behind on. I blame college humor...
i’ve just got to say this: I love my Alu MacBook It enables me to complete myself, in a whole new frontier
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I wanted to plug my favorite website in the world, and so looked for the most quintessential article or quiz that would be a nice bit size snack for the average grazer. However, I was so daunted by it’s awesomness that I was unable to find just one piece to fill my needs, there were just too many that fit the bill. so, I’ll just do this www.mentalfloss.com