After today I’ve got a repotoire of two date movies I would ever imagine taking somebody out to see: Casablanca and Princess Bride. Anybody have recommendations for other movies? (Before responding, keep in mind that I mean “movies that aren’t shit” and that The Notebook is shit.)
Garden State
Why do i keep staying up so late. Damn internet
I’ve put in a new theme that I like, I liked the old one a lot for the personality of it- but I felt it wasn’t right, also it wasn’t very clear either. Now I’ve found this one, and I suppose it is a good enough one. What I really am looking for is a blog template that allows my posts to be read from left to right. I have no idea if this exists, I’ve seen horizontal blogs but I want to scroll right for the newer material…. I figure in this clever world there is some one, if not many someone’s, who have thought of this and done it. I think it will take me some time to find just what I am looking for. In the mean time, this’ll do.
The problem is, I have a bit at the very bottom of the page where I can customize some links and put in photos, also along the left side there are more link spaces. I am new to this and am groping along blind. I seem to be getting fair results, and I still get excited when I “discover” some new neat trick my computer does. Needless to say, I don’t know how to customize the link and photo sections, nor remove them all together.
I’m not too worried about it tho- shit will buff out.
I eat an orange everyday. Have done this for a couple years now, albeit with some gaps. Within the first month I lost my peeler and had to use my fingers to pull off the skin, I’ve been doing it that way ever since. I have adapted a certain nack for peeling oranges now, to the point where I get a ‘peel’ for the orange (lmao) Even starting to recognize enough patterns to know a good one by touch.
Today’s orange peeled off in short bits—like shredded wallpaper. I’ve never come across this before, so was eager to see what the orange would taste like.
Sour, tang, bitey, strong, juicy, good.
(via emmmaa)
Terrible, terrible. My back is starting to cramp a bit.. guh, I guess I’ve only been doing it for fifteen minutes! I fear this is going to be a long and sucky road to tree back. I’ll try it again in a bit, and if I keep doing like that it might start to not suck as much.
I am really focusing on my posture today. A few days ago I happened to see a photo of Natalie Portman at the Oscars. I could not help but notice how strong her posture is, like a tree. I haven’t as to what tree… but all major characteristics of a tree posture. It’s been slightly nagging at me for days, and today strongly. So here I am, sitting with my back straight, my shoulders rolled back, my hips aligned, and my feet slightly bobbing on my metatarsals. I figure if I tense my core, I can consider this exercise. Ha! I feel as if I am robbing Exercise of its sheer enjoyment of my disdain. Take that Exercise!
In related news: It’s two-thirty on a Thursday afternoon in February and I’m at home in my jams. I don’t have to be in my jams, but rather I choose to because its dreadful outside. So dreadful in fact, that it is the very same purpose that landed me at home in the first place! So, thinking in Snow Day-esque motif, I had to down my jams, make something delicious, clean my room, and veg online watching childhood favorites. However seeing as this is not a full Snow Day, I am making some amends to the usual. Not to mention- taking every advantage of having the place to myself for a few hours of honest quiet. I don’t even have Pandora on… all that I am hearing is the patter of my keystrokes, the popping and groans of my 30 year old house, and the echo of my thoughts.
I had no idea I could ever want a van this badly. Epicness beheld!
A must read. In fact, take time to read the comments and explore the rest of the site… it is equally as.. impressive? Some gems to take note of:
1-Hatemail and Questions tab: Hatemail(unfortunately)… so ironic.
2-Values & Lifestyles tab: let your cursor hang over this tab and the following description pops up: “Morality is something only christians have and must spread around the world.”
3- Science tab: “evolution is the trick of the devil”
4-“Suggested Moral Readings”: CollegeHumor Editors Turkey Bowling… the commenter summed this up best…”D-D-DDoublestandard!”
5-Recent Posts…all good
6-Video Game Article: Nintendo Wii Infects Kid with Strange Spirit. (they aren’t joking about the spirit part)
7- Article: Borneo Montauk Monster is New Genetic Abomination…”what in tarnations” featured use in first paragraph!
I honestly don’t know if this website is a joke/satire or if it is for real. Either way, it succeeded it making me giggle, AND make me want to post some replies. Fun for the whole family!!
If we could shrink the Earth’s population to a village of 100 people, with all the existing human ratios remaining the same, it would look like this:
- 59% of the entire world¢s wealth would be in the hands of only 6 people and all 6 would be citizens of the United States
- 80 would live in substandard housing
- 70 would be unable to read
- 50 would suffer from malnutrition
- 1 (yes, only 1) would have a college education
1 one would own a computer (make use of it)
Source: P.M. Harter, MD, FACEP, Stanford University, School of Medicine
This guy is going to travel as far as he can in 30 days relying only on the help and goodwill of fellow twitterers. This is his blog about it, it starts on march 1st.
This is the epitome of crowd-surfing via the web— or like that giant parachute from elementary!
I am really excited to follow this blog, especially after this page.
“Dammit I’m mad.”
Dammit I’m mad.
Evil is a deed as I live.
God, am I reviled? I rise, my bed on a sun, I melt.
To be not one man emanating is sad. I piss.
Alas, it is so late. Who stops to help?
Man, it is hot. I’m in it. I tell.
I am not a devil. I level “Mad Dog”.
Ah, say burning is, as a deified gulp,
In my halo of a mired rum tin.
I erase many men. Oh, to be man, a sin.
Is evil in a clam? In a trap?
No. It is open. On it I was stuck.
Rats peed on hope. Elsewhere dips a web.
Be still if I fill its ebb.
Ew, a spider… eh?
We sleep. Oh no!
Deep, stark cuts saw it in one position.
Part animal, can I live? Sin is a name.
Both, one… my names are in it.
Murder? I’m a fool.
A hymn I plug, deified as a sign in ruby ash,
A Goddam level I lived at.
On mail let it in. I’m it.
Oh, sit in ample hot spots. Oh wet!
A loss it is alas (sip). I’d assign it a name.
Name not one bottle minus an ode by me:
“Sir, I deliver. I’m a dog”
Evil is a deed as I live.
Dammit I’m mad.(via amyyy)
I think he might be a little smarter than I am.
This gave me stretch marks on my brain.
Continually finding new tricks that my macbook can do is one of the things that really brightens my day. There are so many neat things that this toy does, that I have become completely addicted to it. It’s not that I mind the addiction or anything, I am more surprised at my complete lack of feeling towards my impending hell-fall into the depths of WebAddiction. Sadly enough, my friends have uttered such phrases as, “We should take you into WebAnanymous.” and my fav, “Kelly, that isn’t really a lifesupport machine. You don’t need to always have it on you.”
Seriously tho- If you are going to have an addiction— make sure its the dopest dope.
Yes, I called my blog, and left an audio message. Sah-WEET!
Also yes, I left about 5 messages before finally allowing one to stay. The rest got eaten by the D-Leet Monster!!
I just found a new tumblr to follow where I want to reblog EVERYTHING. Either that, or find them and get ‘em to marry me. If that is the case, I am hoping it’s a male… but I’m sure I’d totally go gay for someone who’s more clever than me. So, if you’ve got a minute, check out http://livejamie.com
I am hoping that by tomorrow morning the hearts and Valentines crap will be off of my dashboard. To be completely honest, I am a bit miffed that it is still here despite Valentine’s Day being yesterday. C’mon Tumblr, do me a solid!
Wow, I’ve never posted a conversation here, ever. (Also, I re-blog way less than I thought.)
Quick, someone have a conversation with me so that I can post it.
This is pretty neat! After reviewing my tumblog stats I think I want my original/re-blog ratio to be stronger for original. I also don’t have any conversations posted…I’m not sure I know how to do that. I think I will play around with it and see what I can do. On the other hand, maybe there is a reason why I haven’t done this already. DUN DUN DUNNNN
I love how Tumblr makes EVERYTHING so easy! I just changed my theme and all I had to do was hit the “install” button and everything was done. Thank you Dave Cooper and Laptop Geek for making such a neat theme. I love it!
I am in the basement chillin in my room listening to pandora. During a brief break between songs I hear the theme song from M.A.S.H. coming through to me from the tv upstairs. I don’t ever remember being a big fan of this show to the extent that I would watch it religiously, but I do remember it was the only show my dad would allow to be on while we were eating dinner. I have really fond memories of the laughs I shared with my family because of this show. So when I hear the theme song, I instantly get a bit elated. So, I guess, sometimes tv isn’t so bad.
Mom told me I should wear my coat, she usually has pretty sage advice, so I did. Needless to say It’s hella cold outside, so, thanks mom!
I am constantly amazed at how they handle the things they have to face. I think if I were their age, I would be their friend… because I would love to fill my life with friendships of people like them. Actually, I think I will do that.
I am excited to say that tomorrow I am going to spend every minute with my friends, we will laugh, sing, dance, and have fun in a way that only girls can. I know that once I am with them I will be able to stay completely oblivious to the fact that I don’t have a valentine. Tonight, however, I am alone… and things aren’t looking good.
my socks never match, I wear jams to the bar & when I take off my clothes I fold em and put em back in the closet. Why do ppl respect me?
Ya know when you stretch and a mass of blood flows into your skull? It just happened…I had to steady myself to keep from falling over meh
i had two. 1. DAMN 2. SHIT
I remember exactly when I said my first cuss word. I was playing Super Nintendo with my cousin. I was trying to get to Yoshi but I think I fell off a cliff. I said, “SHIT”. My cousin was like, “Serena!”
Been cussing like a sailor ever since.
lol…..
i went for it. fuck.
mine was fuck.. 1st grade… i was watching tv with my pops… out of nowhere at nothing or anybody… just cuz i had heard it from charlie in class…
“fuck you”
he didnt yell at me or chastise me… just explained to me that it wasnt a good word… i miss him :(
I said fuck for the first time in 6th grade, to my mother and my sister told on me. I got beat with the broom… it sucked. My little sister was a tattle tell and I was so angry >.<
I don’t know if this is my first cuss, but I strongly remember asking my mom as we were leaving the church right after service if the pastor was a bastard. This was just as my dad was shaking his hand and giving praises for the good sermon. I believe my mom nervously laughed and played it off, but damn did I get it in the car.
